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OK so for lack of anything better to write about, I'll detail some of the features of my web site, a site I have more or less coded completely by hand for more than a decade now. I know you're thinking "...this took him a whole DECADE?!" Whatever. Let's see your hand-coded web site.


Originally, my entire web site was wide-open. Anyone could see everything...personal photos, super-personal photos, prostate exam results, the prostate exam itself...Eventually, I realized that this wasn't exactly enhancing my career prospects when headhunters, etc. googled me.

Sooooo...I locked the site down. Now all the good stuff can only be seen by logged in users. When I originally did this, it was very rudimentary. I manually

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Happy New Year

My Resolutions

  1. Take a walk every day or at least briefly consider it.
  2. Don't spend too much time wearing pants.
  3. Maybe gain 5 lbs.
  4. Something something saving money.
  5. Take every disappointment as a reason to give up.
  6. Don't let anything get in the way of eating an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.
  7. Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and just focus on butts.
  8. See the world with the magic of Internet.
  9. Spend more time doing what really matters - watching Netflix. (and get Netflix)
  10. Don't waste time learning.
  11. Forget a foreign language the French I only vaguely learned in highschool.
  12. Forget past mistakes and press on to greater mistakes.
  13. Read more book...take out menus.
  14. Stop making resolutions and just get out there and start eating cheese.

(from: http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/12/realistic-new-years-resolutions/)

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