McDonald’s Canada- Free Coffee All Day - March 1-14

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I like my coffee like I like my women - ground up and in the freezer.

It's as simple as that. Between March 1 and March 14, 2010 place your coffee order at any McDonald's in Canada and get it free. I was already getting a medium black each morning on my way to work; so this is a nice free bonus for me already. I've read that some McDonalds are just offering the small-sized coffees free and making customers who order larger pay the difference, but my McDonalds in Lakefield isn't hassling me like that and even if they were, it's just pennies.

McDonalds coffee today isn't the scalding hot crap of bygone times either. These days, I'd be hard pressed to tell the difference between their coffee and Tim Horton's coffee in a blind taste test. McDonald's cups are better too, and a Mcdonald's medium is as big as a Timmie's large.

I think that if Canadians speak out by switching to McDonalds for the next two weeks it will force Tim's to either improve their offering, increase their portion sizes (apple fritters are now the size of my thumbnail,) or drop their prices. This kind of competition has to be a good thing, right?

And if that's not motivation to switch your coffee provider for two weeks consider these other reasons:

  • Tim Horton's puts cocaine in their coffee to get you addicted. While this is a good cheap source of cocaine, it's kind of morally wrong...
  • Tim's lids suck! I can't get that stupid little tab to stay back. It always flicks up as I'm bringing the coffee to my mouth and deposits a little bead of coffee on my nose.
  • Tim Horton's is no longer even a Canadian company! They are owned by Wendy's out of Columbus, Ohio. By comparison, McDonalds Canada is duh, Canadian, jointly owned by Shania Twain and Celine Dion.
  • Roll up the Rim is totally rigged. I've rolled up like 10,000 rims and have never even won a donut. What's up with that?! Every time I roll up the rim it says: "Please play again" I roll it a little further to reveal "...sucker!"
  • I've got nothing against Tim Horton's, but I've heard that in addition to selling coffee they also operate puppy mills across North America, they support separation, and they deny man's devastating impact on our climate. For shame, Tim's. For shame.

References:

McD's goes free to counter Tim Hortons

 Roll Up The Rim Cup A Fake 

sTEpHan hOPpE - A Tim Hortons Conundrum  

McDonald’s Canada- Free Coffee All Day - March 1-14
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