Inspirational Fortune Cookie

Way to look on the bright side.

This was Patti's fortune after our recent Chinese buffet lunch without the kids. Mine wasn't nearly as inspirational: "When both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you." I thought, "Yeah, whatever. Feet aren't even plants!" But man, I still love a good Chinese buffet, and since Peterborough is well ... Peterborough, we just happen to be the Chinese buffet capital of Canada.

Now, here are some other inspiration fortune cookie fortunes that I may or may not have received...

• You will gain admiration from your pears.
• You will receive a fortune cookie.
• You love Chinese food.
• Don’t forget you are always on our minds.
• Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.
• That wasn't chicken.

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User Contributed Comments:

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Vlad - Friday May 14th 2010 at 12:36 PM

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